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Your brain, your love life, and your money. It’s all trainable.

Self-improvement, finances, education, advice,
organization, and some humor

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Hi, I’m Elise!

I’m a total science nerd who writes about why we love the way we do, what our bodies actually need, and how to make our money work for us (plus whatever else I’m obsessed with that week).

My posts are curious, a little sarcastic, and backed by actual research. I’ll tell you what the science says, what it doesn’t, and when you really just need to go to bed earlier.

If you’ve ever thought “wait, is that actually true?” you’re officially in the right place. Welcome, nerd.

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Relationships

  • Attachment styles (live now)
  • Deeper connections
  • Love languages
  • Neuroscience in relationships
  • Communication
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Attachment

  • Why you overthink
  • Why you run from emotional intimacy
  • Why you want love but push it away
  • How to become more securely attached
  • How attachment styles work together
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Money

  • Change your money mindset
  • 2027 steps
  • Side hustle ideas
  • Budgeting 101
  • Differences of retirement accounts
  • Social media income (the truth)

General education, not financial advice.

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Life & learning

  • What is neuroscience?
  • Digital organization
  • Things every woman should learn
  • Science-backed products + what they do
  • How to kill procrastination

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